A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have
lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what
it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what
the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is
there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
This is what she pointed to...
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On a personal note........I experienced a similar occurrence.............
Last summer I wondered down to the local Quickfit tyre place and asked if I could have an old tyre to hang from a branch in the garden for my kids to swing on. The manager said yes so off I went and chose one from the big pile of old tyres at the back. I then asked him how much he wanted for the old tyre. He replied 'nothing, they charge us a pound for every one they have to take away'
I thanked him and as I turned to leave a little blonde thing (who was having her tyres changed) squeaked to the manager 'why can't I have those on
my car then'
