Driving to work this morning on the
motorway, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in her brand new
Mercedes doing 85 miles per hour.
With her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her makeup!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when
I looked back she was halfway over in my
lane, still working on that damn makeup!!
Well, I'm a man, but this sight scared me so badly,
I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the doughnut
out my other hand, then while trying to straighten
out the car using my knee, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned my crotch, ruined the
damn phone and disconnected a very important call!!
LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS!!
