[Rob M]

Originally Posted by molly

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man hired a chinese detective
a few days later he received this report

Most honorable sir
you leave the house
he come to house
i watch
he and she leave the house
i follow
he and she get on train
i follow
he and she go in hotel
i climb tree
look in window
he kiss she
she kiss he
he strip she
she strip he
he play with she
she play with he
i play with me
i fall out of tree
no see
no fee
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