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Old 22-03-2005, 21:48   #17
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Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)
Short story



A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.

The short story had to contain the following three things:



(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.



There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:



Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it.



Well I thought it was funny, ok I'll get me coat.
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