[pooroldjoe]

Married 40 years, they decided to take separate holidays.
He goes to California, She goes to Miami.
After the first week they phone.
She “How you doing?”
He “Great, I met a young starlet and she is taking me round Hollywood and showing me a really great time. How about you?”
She “Well I met a handsome young Lifeguard who is squiring me round town. I am having a really good time”.
He “Well I bet I’m having a better time than you!”
She ” No, I’m having a much better time than you, and I can prove it mathematically


- -- because 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes into 20!”