How to write a bigot's thread
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Insert link to
Sun/BBC/Racist Website if bothered. Usually leave blank.
Why is is that
Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers get preferencial treatment in
Britain/in Europe/on Cable Forum. Every one knows that
Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers are
scum/idiots/criminals and should be
deported/locked up/vilified/hated. It time that us
white/christian/hetrosexual/law abiding britains were treated right.
Any one who disagrees with me is just a
loser/idiot/bleeding heart liberal and should go to live in a
gay community/prison/Pakistan.
Im not
Homophobic/racist/anti Muslim but they are all
unnatural/criminal/terrorists.
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How to write a politically correct thread
(Think of a narrow-minded "I'm right and everyone else is wrong" type inflamatory title name)
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It never fails to
amuse/despair/annoy me to read the
comments/incoherent ramblings/bigotry displayed by those who fail to
sympathise with/agree with/fight for the rights of those
persecuted/denied rights/discriminated against because they are
gay/black/female/seeking asylum.
We have a national responsibility to
help/donate to/accommodate/positively discriminate in favour of these poor unfortunates regardless of the
cost/effort/manpower involved, after all, if Labour can afford to
go to war/fund the NHS/pay compensation to immigrants then they can
pay for/change the law to enable a Minister for
gays/blacks/females/asylum seekers.
Obviously there will be people from the underclasses who will disagree with me but as we all know it's only because they are
racist/sexist/ageist/baldist/thickist.
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