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Here's a couple....
1) A Brunette walks into the Doctors.
"Doctor, I seem to hurt everywhere....When I prod my leg it really hurts.....Ouch....When I prod my head it's agony.....Ow..ch.....When I press my tummy its...terrible....phew...."
The Doctor pauses and then says "You're a natural blonde aren't you?"
The brunette says "Yes. How did you know?"
The Doctor says "You've broken your finger, love"
2) Two sheep are in a field.
One says to the other "Baaa Baaaa Baaaa"
The other raises one eyebrow, turns to the sheep and says "I just knew you were going to say that...."
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CF Resident Medic
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