Story's still running in the red tops
but I did rather chuckle at Frankie Boyle's column this morning:
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There's speculation that recent revelations will distract him from his game but let's face it, you could distract Rooney with a piece of shiny paper. Quite frankly, I'm amazed they can get him to focus on chasing a ball without having to put a bell inside it.
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