This man reminds me of an old joke:
A man is driving his brand new Ferrari down the Motorway when he is past by three legged chicken moving at high speed. He accelerates and repasses the chicken only for a few secconds later to be past by the chicken again.
Driving as fast as he can he follows the chicken back to a farm where he finds dozens of these three legged chicken running all over the place. As he pulls up he is approached by the farmer who asks what he wants.
"I followed one of your chickens here" The man says "Why is it they all have three legs" he exclaims seeing that all the chickens in the yard have an extra leg.
"Well" responds the Farmer "I bred this new breed because I likes a chicken leg, my wife likes a chicken leg and my son likes a chicken leg"
"Wow" responds the man "Thats clever, how does it taste"
"I haven't got a clue, I haven't been able to catch one of the bleeders yet"
Bud um Tiss
