Wifey was going to cook Indonesian style squid today, but she couldn't get any squid, so she got octopus instead. Substitute Octopus for Squid she thought, not realising that cooking times for squid is minutes, when you're talking hours for octopus....
The Octopus got binned, and we got some Indonesian style meatballs from the freezer and microwaved them instead. Dinner started at 9.30. Twas nice though