On a show from Northampton:
"It was in 973 AD that the Saxon King Edgar regained the town from the Norse king Goodroom, and freed its captive women folk who were all highly impressed with his victory proclamation 'I have the hampton of a Norse'."
There are several more on this page that seems to have been pulled:
http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache...ttleton225.xml
But I can't seem to find my other favourite that went along the lines of:
"Samantha has to nip out to swap photographs with her ornithologist friend. She's going to show him her Chuff and he's going to show her his Twelve Finches".