A woman goes into her local chemist and asks the assistant if she can have a bottle of "rectal deodorant", the assistant looks at her rather bemused and says, "I'm sorry madam, but we don't sell such a product"
Unfazed the woman assures the assistant that she has been buying the product from this store on a regular basis.
The assistant replies, "I'm sorry madam, we don't sell that product"
The woman will not accept this and asks the assistant to check with the pharmacist, the pharmacist comes to the counter with a bemused expression and asks the woman, "do you have the container the product came in"
"YES!!", says the woman, "Ill go home and get it"
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to the women, "this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
Annoyed, the woman snatches the container back and reads out loud the instructions on the side of the container.
"To apply, push up bottom"
