[frogstamper]

An American a Scotsman and an Irishmen were all drinking in the same bar, and all agreed that it was a decent place.
Then the Scotsman says "Aye this is a nice place, but where I come from back in Glasgow there's a better one. At McDougals, you buy a drink, then another drink and then McDougal himself will buy your third drink"
The others all agreed it sounded a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah that sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's a place called Vinny's, you buy a drink, then Vinny buys you a drink, you buy a drink, then Vinny buys you another drink".
The others all agreed it sounded a great place.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great, where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's they buy you your first drink, then buy you your second drink. then buy you your third drink, then take you round the back to get laid!"
"Wow, that's fantastic" say the other two, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"No" replied the Irishman, "it happened to my sister".