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Re: Unfortunate phrases..
Bloke I knew came into work one day years ago and saw a woman with a black eye.
Jokingly he asked if her old man had bashed her.
She ran off in tears, apparently he had 
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When I was younger I used to pray for a bike.
Then I realised god doesn't work like that, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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