[frogstamper]

A Spanish lady married to an English guy had moved to Manchester, the problem being she wasn't very proficient with the language, she could get by ok with her husband, but the problem was when she went shopping.
One day she went to the butchers to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so in desperation she lifted up her skirt to show her legs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it so she unbuttoned her blouse and showed the butcher her breast. The lady went home with what she wanted.
The 3rd day the poor lady needed to buy sausages, unable to find a way to communicate this she brought her husband to the shop.
Whatever were you thinking, her husband speaks English.