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Old 12-09-2007, 16:01   #880
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Even though it is the gambling capital of the World Las Vegas has more churches than casinos but is finding a problem with more and more of the collections made each Sunday are in gaming chips from the Casinos.

With the churches unable to spend time going round each casino to exchange the chips they have come up with a solution.

They gather all the chips and once a month send them to a Monastery in order to be sorted, exchanged and the resultant money returned to each church.

This sorting and exchanging is done by the chip monks.

*Gets coat. Apologises profusely. Promises never to make a joke as poor again*
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