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Action Jackson · 23-04-2007, 11:59

The elderly:

1. They are a danger on the roads, driving everywhere in 3rd gear and taking junctions like corners.

2. They congregate daily in post offices and start forming queues for no good reason meaning you have to wait for 2 hours to mail your ebay packages.

3. They are a drain on the NHS and fill up our hospital beds while they wait for new hips or to get a colostomy bag fitted.

4. They hold up supermarket queues while they fumble about in their purses trying to get the exact change for their shopping.

5. They talk about the war like it was a good thing.

6. They smell funny.

I can't honestly think of one positive to say about the elderly, other than saying that their Bowling Clubs tend to serve cheap booze.

Wouldn't society just be a better place if the elderly were (humanely) put to sleep after a certain age? Maybe the government could send round a hit squad on a certain birthday to administer a lethal injection.

Any thoughts?

23-04-2007, 11:59	#1
Action Jackson Permanently Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 402	Pensioner genocide: Should we eradicate the elderly after a certain age? The elderly: 1. They are a danger on the roads, driving everywhere in 3rd gear and taking junctions like corners. 2. They congregate daily in post offices and start forming queues for no good reason meaning you have to wait for 2 hours to mail your ebay packages. 3. They are a drain on the NHS and fill up our hospital beds while they wait for new hips or to get a colostomy bag fitted. 4. They hold up supermarket queues while they fumble about in their purses trying to get the exact change for their shopping. 5. They talk about the war like it was a good thing. 6. They smell funny. I can't honestly think of one positive to say about the elderly, other than saying that their Bowling Clubs tend to serve cheap booze. Wouldn't society just be a better place if the elderly were (humanely) put to sleep after a certain age? Maybe the government could send round a hit squad on a certain birthday to administer a lethal injection. Any thoughts?