Calm, must remain calm.........
The details;
We were offered a ten meg for ten quid a month deal for a year which started last October. (Before the occupants of viaducts dive in, they phoned us, what were we meant to say, "no" ?)
The only bills we have received are for £10.48 credit each month, the early bills said it was for "dummy TV". We have BB only, so we thought it was a billing system workaround, as VM's billing system has more wrinkles than Yoda's niagras.
We also had a £35.00 credit added to our account for another matter, so we weren't too concerned about the weird bills, they also said our account was in credit.
Then we check our bank statements...you have to guess what happens next.
They've taken two lots of £37.00 for this month and last, and without billing us for it!
My other half phoned them the other day (the account is in her name) to sort it out. She was using a speaker phone, so I could hear it out in the garden where I was working. It suddenly dawned on me that I kept hearing the holding music guitar riff..it's from Dire Straits "On Every Street", if you are interested.
I walked back in and looked at the clock..Herself had been on the phone for three quarters of an hour!
She was also getting nowhere, here's some of the conversation;
"I can only credit you one month, you should have phoned up as soon as you got the bill"
"we didn't get a bill for £37.00"
"yes, but you should have phoned up as soon as you got the bill"
"we didn't get a bill for £37.00"
"you should have phoned up as soon as you got the bill"
"we didn't get a bill for £37.00"
.....Get the idea?
I took over the conversation before She Who Must be Obeyed cancelled VM forever and a day, I wish I hadn't!
Then this ..person starts telling us our retention deal doesn't exist;
"That deal was offered to people for three months only"
"Our offer was for a year, the representative was called *** *****"
"That deal was offered to people for three months only"
"No, it was for a year, it is still current."
"That deal was offered to people for three months only"
At that point I asked to speak to a manager.
....More Dire Straits....
No manager is available! Well, well!
As a parthian shot before we gave up, I asked to be dropped to 4 Meg while we get it sorted or contact trading standards, etc..
Remember those "Heroes" on here I talked about on another post?
Are there any still working for VM, or have they legged it?
Mayday...Mayday...