[goldoni]

Insurance office claims dept.



I collided with a stationary bus coming in the opposite direction.
I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
To avoid a collision I ran into another car.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.
The other man altered his mind and I had run him over.
Ice on road applied brakes, causing a skid.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
I consider neither vehicle was to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
I knocked over a man; he admitted it was his fault as he had been knocked down before.