[DrAwesome]

Or maybe Not

• So many men, so few who can afford me.

• God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

• My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

• Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich.

• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

• I'm out of estrogen - & I have a gun.

• I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.