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Old 04-02-2004, 23:39   #1
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staff keepers in a blackpool zoo, have named a baby camel 'jordan' because it was born 'flat' and in the future will grow two large 'humps'.

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Spokesman Tony Williams said: "It won't be long before she too follows in mum's footsteps and acquires a couple of super bumps.
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"I didn't get it at first. I thought the keepers were referring to the country Jordan, where there is an abundance of camels.
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"It wasn't until everyone had a good laugh at my expense that I finally made the connection."
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_862534.html

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staff keepers in a blackpool zoo, have named a baby camel 'jordan' because it was born 'flat' and in the future will grow two large 'humps'.
At which point it will claim that it has had an affair with a football player and want to get bigger humps ...
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At which point it will claim that it has had an affair with a football player and want to get bigger humps ...
the humps were then called 'golden balls'
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"It wasn't until everyone had a good laugh at my expense that I finally made the connection."
He needs to keep abreast of things
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