Why Men die first ...

[Nemesis]

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries; but, now we know....................


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear .you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape .you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.....

[Nugget]

Now now Nem - when exactly did you meet my girlfriend?

[Nemesis]

Originally Posted by Nugget

Now now Nem - when exactly did you meet my girlfriend?

I know I am sooooo gonna get flamed for that post

[Bex]

Originally Posted by Nemesis

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries; but, now we know....................


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear .you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape .you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.....

just to point out to you mr nemster, not ALL women are like that...some of us love flowers, and a man who likes frilly knickers, and dont complain if you want us a lot ...oh and flowers....good way to make women happy

[Sociable]

Originally Posted by bexy

<snip>and a man who likes frilly knickers<snip>

Does this still apply if he asks to wear yours, or only if he wears his own?

[Sociable]

BTW

The headache ones are always curious given that the endorphines produced during sex are well known to be the most effective all natural headache cure.

[Bex]

Originally Posted by Sociable

Does this still apply if he asks to wear yours, or only if he wears his own?

if he really wants to wear my thongs he can do...as long as i can wear his boxers

[Maggy J]

Originally Posted by Sociable

BTW

The headache ones are always curious given that the endorphines produced during sex are well known to be the most effective all natural headache cure.

Actually my friend I can attest to the fact that it is possible to get a headache during sex particularly when it's an enthusiastic bout.Happens right around the errr.... climax and as you can imagine it rather takes the edge off.

Usually lasts about 10 minutes but it is a passion killer.

[Maggy J]

As to no 2 Nemmy I love it when my husband stays home and does the housework.I never complain about that as I hate doing it myself.

[Ramrod]

Originally Posted by Sociable

BTW

The headache ones are always curious given that the endorphines produced during sex are well known to be the most effective all natural headache cure.

Try getting a woman to go along with that one

[MetaWraith]

Originally Posted by Bexy

<snip>and a man who likes frilly knickers<snip>

And on that note it's friday the weekend is here and i'm off to buy my other half
some flowers and frilly knickers

Thats too true nem.......

If I give my wife flowers she asks me what I have done wrong

I would not wear her frilly knickers as they wont fit
I am open to offers from the female members of the forum though

[Nemesis]

Originally Posted by stuartbe

I would not wear her frilly knickers as they wont fit

So you've tried then

Originally Posted by Nemesis

So you've tried then

I deny that - Have you ???

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by stuartbe

I deny that - Have you ???

Why would Nem have tried your wifes knickers