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Originally Posted by DrAwesome
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Well.. in the spelling stakes it would appear to be so
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Originally Posted by Nemesis
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries; but, now we know....................
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive *******.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear .you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape .you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.....
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Nemesis' theory..... sounds about right to me.... i just think it's a shame that what my mother always told me isn't true though... we don't always get what we want..... a great shame
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Originally Posted by stuartbe
No it does not !!! Men rule and are better than women...
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Ok.... we're getting somewhere now......
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Originally Posted by stuartbe
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One minute you're all strong and forceful.... manly one might say..... then .....then....
Big girl's blouse
OMG!! Stuartbe..... you're a woman aren't you????
You have all the symptoms.... flighty, changing your mind at a seconds notice, touchy and perhaps over sensitive, great relationship with your mum, then there's the knickers thing
With the help of Nemesis' trusty post and your own freudian verbal admission... we've exposed you to be the liar that you are!!
YOU ARE A WOMAN!!
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Originally Posted by Nemesis
I *KNEW* this thread would end up as a Men Vs. Women ...
*/Gets coat and leaves quickly/*
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And YOU???? another one!! First he posts in such a way as to cause a contentious debate with possibly one of the most purile and pointless topics ever... and then he runs off because he's a cowardly cowardly custard
Again!! You're a woman too!! First she tempts, flirts with danger innocently of course (or so she'd like people to think)... and then runs off crying when things blow up in her face :pp
Aren't these all accusations thrown at women?
Damn it.... there are a lot more of us
girlies on the forum than i first thought
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Originally Posted by DrAwesome
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Bexy?
Well....... now this is all getting too confusing
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I misread your post..... Even I am not dipy enough to make that mistake 
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