A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
> > Barman says: "No."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fu * king bread."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
> > fu *king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fu *cking
> > beak to the bar, you irritating ba * tard of a fu *cking
> > bird!"
> > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
> > Barman says: "No"
>
well i thought it was funny
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"