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Old 28-01-2004, 14:57   #1
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
> > Barman says: "No."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fu * king bread."
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
> > fu *king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fu *cking
> > beak to the bar, you irritating ba * tard of a fu *cking
> > bird!"
> > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
> > Barman says: "No"
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well i thought it was funny
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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Old 28-01-2004, 15:17   #2
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A golden oldie
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Old 28-01-2004, 15:19   #3
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Proof that the old 'uns are always the best
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Old 29-01-2004, 02:54   #4
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Proof that the old 'uns are always the best
Nope, just the oldest!
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