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Old 12-01-2004, 23:41   #1
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This could be the answer to some prayers
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Re: Hope For Everyone

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Re: Hope For Everyone

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This could be the answer to some prayers
*a heavenly choir is heard* Haaaleeeluuuuyaaaa, Haaaaleeeluuuuyaaaa !
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OMG! PRESCRIPTION BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the caps. I got a little carried away.
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Snake Story - Mmmmm. all the boasting that it was really big and when it was measured it wasn't that impressive and the person in charge had no idea why it had suddenly shrunk
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"I've no idea why the snake has shrunk," said one keeper when asked about the discrepancy
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Snake Story - Mmmmm. all the boasting that it was really big and when it was measured it wasn't that impressive and the person in charge had no idea why it had suddenly shrunk
I guess it must be the size that counts
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I guess it must be the size that counts
It was a cold day?
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Old 13-01-2004, 00:03   #9
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It was a cold day?
In that case maybe it needed a good rub (to get its blood flowing)

Snake owner: will someone massarge my snake
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Old 13-01-2004, 00:04   #10
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In that case mybe it needed a good rub (to get its blood flowing)
Who's offering?


*edit* I can just see the headlines:' snake grows 6ft in length after vigorous rubbing'
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In that case mybe it needed a good rub (to get its blood flowing)


Sorry I really don't like snakes, they make me go all funny
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Snake owner: will someone massarge my snake
Oooh! You are naughty, but I like you!
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In that case maybe it needed a good rub (to get its blood flowing)

Snake owner: will someone massarge my snake
And I was thinking snakes were cold blooded...
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Sorry I really don't like snakes, they make me go all funny
oh you suffer from ophiciophobia? (i think i spelled it corrwecktly)
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oh you suffer from ophiciophobia? (i think i spelled it corrwecktly)
probably , maybe i should give the snake the beer
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