The Ultimate Response to a to Dear John Letter...
An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up
and she wants the pictures of herself back.
So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the
following note: "I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please
take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thanks..."
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