A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
12-01-2004, 00:29
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WooooooooooOOoooSH!!!
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A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
2O% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember......
When I'm having a really bad day, & it seems that people are trying to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm & smack someone in the mouth!
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12-01-2004, 00:34
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
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Originally Posted by DrAwesome
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
2O% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember......
When I'm having a really bad day, & it seems that people are trying to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm & smack someone in the mouth!
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12-01-2004, 00:44
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
yup we are all together on this one - nice one Dr A
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12-01-2004, 00:46
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
It's going on my boss' e-mail tomorrow!
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12-01-2004, 01:28
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
You can also add the parents prayer to that one:
"God grant me patiance...
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But give it to me NOW !!!!"
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12-01-2004, 15:02
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
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12-01-2004, 15:06
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
Thanks Dr A, made me laugh
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12-01-2004, 21:00
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WooooooooooOOoooSH!!!
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Re: A Prayer for the Stressed NTL CSR
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Originally Posted by Debsy42
Thanks Dr A, made me laugh |
Great to hear you have a sense of humour still after your "Night of Hell" eerr i mean "Night from Hell" 
Hopefully i can continue to keep you all amused
Last edited by DrAwesome; 12-01-2004 at 21:05.
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