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Old 14-09-2005, 23:05   #1
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Old wifes tales

If this has been done please tell
Its to cold to snow
Its the sort of rain that get you wet
If the wind changes your face will stay like that
what do you think ?
have you got more ?
are they true ?
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:10   #2
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Re: Old wifes tales

Witches use broomsticks.

nah we use Dysons these days.
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:16   #3
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Re: Old wifes tales

If you visit a house for the first time you must leave the same way you came in (a friend insisted I go out the front door even though the car was nearer the back door).
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:18   #4
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If you visit a house for the first time you must leave the same way you came in (a friend insisted I go out the front door even though the car was nearer the back door).
I have a friend who insists you leave by the same door you entered by every time I visit.
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:42   #5
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Re: Old wifes tales

- Going under a ladder gives you bad luck

- Never trust a man in a bow tie
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:45   #6
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Re: Old wifes tales

- dont pass people going the opposite way on the stairs

- someone is thinking about you when you hiccup

- spit when you see one magpie
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:53   #7
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Re: Old wifes tales

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spit when you see one magpie
Seeing one magpie where I live means you have to salute at him and say 'hello sir hows your wife, and hows the children'

I get some bloomin strange looks driving down the road saluting I can tell ya.
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Old 14-09-2005, 23:59   #8
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Re: Old wifes tales

My mum allways told me to keep my socks on in bed
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Old 15-09-2005, 00:03   #9
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Re: Old wifes tales

- itchy hands means - left to leave,, right to recieve - as in money.

- itchy feet means your going to go somewhere you havent been before

- itchy nose means your going to have an argument
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Re: Old wifes tales

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- Never trust a man in a bow tie
Here !
I resent that remark.
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Old 15-09-2005, 09:44   #11
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Re: Old wifes tales

Shoes on a table is bad luck (never affected me yet)

One death for one birth in a family (supposedly means that not long after a death in the family there will be a birth......fairly bloody likely too lol)

when giving a purse or wallet as a gift its considered good luck to include some money in it and bad luck not too.
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Re: Old wifes tales

- That cutting yourself in the webspace between the thumb and the forefinger gives you lockjaw/tetanus.

It could but no more likely than any other wound....
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Old 15-09-2005, 09:52   #13
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- That cutting yourself in the webspace between the thumb and the forefinger gives you lockjaw/tetanus.

It could but no more likely than any other wound....
but i thought viruses targeted webspace
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Re: Old wifes tales

These are pretty much all superstitions.

Take your coat off indoors or you won't feel the benefit later.
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Old 15-09-2005, 10:18   #15
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Rubbing a gold wedding ring on a stye clears it.
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