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Old 08-09-2005, 23:19   #1
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Car Manufacturer Acronyms
Lets see how many funny Car Manufacturer Acronyms.

Fiat Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation or Fix It Again Tomorrow.


What others can you think of?
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Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford = Found On Rodside Dead
Chevrolet = Cheap, Hardly Effficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
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ROVER Rather Old Very Efflusive Runner
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It Stinks-like Used Zulu Underpants
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Too Ordinary Yet Often Touted Auspiciously

Basically Mediocre Wagon

Vastly Obese Lazy Vehicle Owners

Lots Of Tasteless Ugly Scrap

Dreadful Eiran Liability Overwhelmingly Rubbish Eventually A Nonstarter
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BMW - Burns My Wallet
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ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC:
All Makes Combined

AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW:


BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT:
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
Great Mistake

GMC:
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG: Money Guzzler

MGB: Might Go Backwards

MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate


MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless
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<Long List Of Acronyms/>
Smacks of plagiarism, that list...

Others to be found here: http://www.dunkworld.com/car_acronyms.htm

Now that someone's started googling for them, I think it's not very entertaining any more.
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Smacks of plagiarism, that list...

Others to be found here: http://www.dunkworld.com/car_acronyms.htm

Now that someone's started googling for them, I think it's not very entertaining any more.
Well we could try thinking of acronyms in reverse..

Fiat = Traying another idea first
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