new evening classes for men
05-09-2005, 17:45
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new evening classes for men
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course
will accept
a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE / FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the
house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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05-09-2005, 17:48
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Re: new evening classes for men
I dont need lessons I just need you to do it all 
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 zinglebarb was hereThe blade twists you feel it burn it hurts so bad! how many more times in this life before it kills Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-09-2005, 17:50
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Re: new evening classes for men
A bit cheesy, but still funny nonetheless.
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05-09-2005, 17:51
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Re: new evening classes for men
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Originally Posted by punky
A bit cheesy, but still funny nonetheless.
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your ok punky you dont need lessons your a sex god you get your own way anyway
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zinglebarb was here The blade twists you feel it burn it hurts so bad! how many more times in this life before it kills Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-09-2005, 18:01
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Re: new evening classes for men
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Originally Posted by zinglebarb
I dont need lessons I just need you to do it all |
you`ve got no chance of that happening so you better get booked on the course
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05-09-2005, 18:07
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Eric Cartman Wannabe
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Re: new evening classes for men
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Originally Posted by zinglebarb
your ok punky you dont need lessons your a sex god you get your own way anyway |
 With my bird, what I say, goes....
...right out the window. lol.
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05-09-2005, 18:33
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Re: new evening classes for men
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred ?
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05-09-2005, 20:26
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Re: new evening classes for men
Near enough duplicate to merit closing...
Link to original provided above 
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