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Old 27-08-2005, 10:52   #1
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Husband Superstore.

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...





First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.





Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"






Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. "






Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! "

So up to the fifth floor they went.





Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "
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Old 27-08-2005, 10:54   #2
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have a slap Bud!
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Old 27-08-2005, 10:59   #3
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that is soooooo true i showed my wife and got a slap the truth hurts hey
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Old 27-08-2005, 11:11   #4
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Re: Husband Superstore.

But.... but.... this joke's been whizzing around email for at least 2 years


Wasn't funny then... and now.... it's just in the wrong section

Bit like being in the 'good' husband section of the superstore and finding yourself on the cableforum floor

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Moving to Humour....
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LMAO. Excellent.
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Hehe yeah i've seen it a few times before but it always makes me chuckle for some reason
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lol excellent... never seen that one before myself
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