Funny rhymes

[Hom3r]

come on give us your rhymes

1.
The Owl & the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful GreenPeace boat.
They sailed away for a year and day,
Before being blown out of the water by the French Secret Service.

2.
Two old ladies siting on the grass.
One stuck her finger up the other ones a.......(I must finish this oe day)

[Chris W]

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pale of water.
Jill came down with twenty pound,
And a baby daughter

[Paul]

Why do I think this thread is listed in the "To Watch" area of the mod forum

[Chris W]

Originally Posted by Paul

Why do I think this thread is listed in the "To Watch" area of the mod forum

no comment

[Julian]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "**** him, He's only an egg".

[Hom3r]

I will add keep them clean
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[Mr_love_monkey]

Little fly upon the wall,
have you no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered,
now you're stuck you stupid b*****d.

[makikomi]

To raise the tone a little and get a little cerebral:

Here lies little Johnny
Alas he is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

(H2O=water, H2SO4=sulphuric acid if I remember rightly)

[budwieser]

Originally Posted by david.ewles

come on give us your rhymes

1.
The Owl & the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful GreenPeace boat.
They sailed away for a year and day,
Before being blown out of the water by the French Secret Service.

2.
Two old ladies siting on the grass.
One stuck her finger up the other ones a.......(I must finish this oe day)

" Two old ladies siting on the grass.
One stuck her finger up the other ones a.......( " Ahhhhhh, A Judge Dread fan David?

[Hom3r]

No but I remember hearing a few years back

[MetaWraith]

Here's a bumper crop, i think they are all suitable for a family forum.

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then she'd never benzene.


There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.


There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass


There was an old man of Philly,
Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.
He quit his job at the jail,
for a dolphin and whale,
And so was the life of Wee Willy.


There was a young woman from blackpool,
who walked the prom in a frock
she thought the best times were on a mule
and she loved sucking blackpool rock !!


The breasts of a barmaid from Crale
Were tattooed with the price of brown ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille.

[Orior]

Mary had a little bear,
and it was very kind,
and everywhere that Mary went,
you could see her bear behind.