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Old 13-08-2011, 14:56   #1
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The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

Saw this on TV the other night..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0
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Old 13-08-2011, 15:00   #2
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

It was a sad day in 2005 when we lost his humour..
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Old 13-08-2011, 16:34   #3
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

The best of the stand-up comics..only sitting down.
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

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Saw this on TV the other night..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0
lol..yes, he always told a good story
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Old 13-08-2011, 17:13   #5
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

I used to enjoy Dave Allen's humour.

I guess he would not be PC enough these days when folks are so easily offended.
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

He was never as bad as Frankie Boyle and didn't have to resort to personal attacks..

Mind you the only people who ever found DA to be an issue were the catholics for some weird reason
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He was never as bad as Frankie Boyle and didn't have to resort to personal attacks..

Mind you the only people who ever found DA to be an issue were the catholics for some weird reason
I always thought he made the catholics funny, or at least..funnier
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

He did (most Catholics found him funny, or at least most of my family did).
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve according to Dave Allen..

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Saw this on TV the other night..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0
nice one stuart my favourite funny man .watched a few more little gems from him when i clicked your link "cheap and lying" being another good one

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He did (most Catholics found him funny, or at least most of my family did).
he would joke "i'm an athiest thank god "
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He was never as bad as Frankie Boyle and didn't have to resort to personal attacks..

Mind you the only people who ever found DA to be an issue were the catholics for some weird reason
I think it was the visual jokes he did based on the Pope that caused offence..
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I used to enjoy Dave Allen's humour.

I guess he would not be PC enough these days when folks are so easily offended.
There were some good comedians at one time. till the BBC suddenly realised what they were allowing to be broadcasted. Jim Davidson being one of them.

talking of comedians. do any of them mimic languages other than their own now?
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Dave Allen was a Very sad loss for All of us no matter which religion.
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