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Old 01-06-2010, 22:28   #1
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Talking Always check your child's homework

I saw this on Graham Norton.

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.



After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:


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Dear Mrs. James,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Jones
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Old 01-06-2010, 22:57   #2
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Re: Always check your childs homework

LOL I drew that picture with my niece not that long ago when we were both doing colouring in. she can't read too well yet and mummy found it funny
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Its fake. Clearly.
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:21   #5
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Re: Always check your child's homework

It's also been floating around the Interweb for a few years
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Hmmm first i have seen it
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