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Old 11-12-2009, 23:00   #1
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Well its that time of the year again...

Just wondering what christmas cracker jokes people know and like or have heard.

Things like..
Who was England's first chiropodist?
William the Corncurer

What time did the china man goto the dentist?
Tooththirty.
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What is the largest Ant?..... an elephANT

How do you make a Jacket last?........ make the trousers first
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What kind of Bees make milk?

Boo Bees.....

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Whats brown and sticky all over?
A stick!
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