Limericks

Sephiroth · 27-10-2009, 23:19

The intestines of Dante Rosetti
Were exceedingly fragile and petty.
All he could eat
Was finely chopped meat
And all he could sh*t was Spaghetti!

Jimmy-J · 27-10-2009, 23:55

There was an old meerkat named Sephiroth
who wanted to be trendy so became a Goth
He put nails through his toes and laxatives up his nose
so now he can't move and he's touching cloth!

27-10-2009, 23:57

you would not want to be in front of him when he sneezed lol

heero_yuy · 28-10-2009, 09:27

Quote:

There was a young lady fom Exeter,
And all the young men threw their sex at her,
Just to rude,
She lay in the nude,
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.

Peter Sellars - The Magic Christian.

Limerick at 6:45

bw41101 · 28-10-2009, 09:34

Twas a young lady from Bude
Decided to swim in the nude
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water and said
Can't swim here it's private.

Sigh..............................!

Salu · 28-10-2009, 16:01

There was a young lady called Perkins
Who was very fond of small gherkins
One day at tea, she ate 43
And it pickled her internal workings...

Sephiroth · 28-10-2009, 20:57

There once was a whore from Uttoxeter
Who let all the men put their c*cks in her
From one of these c*cks
She contacted the pox
Now she's poxed all the c*cks in Uttoxeter.

bw41101 · 28-10-2009, 22:18

Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch her dog rover a bone
when she bent over to pet her dog Rover
He slipped her a bone of his own

Nice doggie!

A young lady dining at crew
Found an elephant thong in her stew
Said the waiter
"madam please don't shout and waive it about
As the other's might want it too.

Sigh....................................!

Sephiroth · 28-10-2009, 22:34

When Product 13 came to Kent
His tool was all battered and bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went.