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Old 20-10-2009, 20:42   #1
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i love my junk e-mail box

i love to read some of the junk that comes through my email and to date this one has got to be the best





OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
HIS EXCELLENCY,MR GORDON BROWN
WEST MINISTER, LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR Your ref:...Date: 17/09/2009

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your
contract/inheritance payment file and discovered that the reason why you
have not been able to receive your contract/inheritance payment after
fulfilling all stipulated obligations and documentations is because you
have been dealing with impostors and none staff of the CBE. To this end,
all your efforts to secure the release of your fund failed. We therefore
wish to advise that continuing with such illegal acts to claim your
contract/inheritance funds will further frustrate and stop your payment
claim.

We have received the express mandate and instructions of the PRIME
MINISTER, LONDON UNITED KINGDOM:HIS EXCELLENCY,MR GORDON BROWN together
with the HOME LAND SECURITY, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the
immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center.
Based on the PRIME MINISTER directive, we have concluded arrangements for the
release of your payment. The payment will be concluded through our card
center which will send to you a Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to
withdraw your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the
world with a maximum of £5000 Great British Pounds Sterling daily.

However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is
acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement.
In View of this, you are advised to contact the Director (CBE,IRD, and ATM)
CEDRIC KINGS for further information with the following contact details;

Contact Person.
------------------------------------------
Name: Mr. Cedric Kings
Email: kings.cedric@yahoo.com.hk
------------------------------------------

You are required to provide the following
information:

1. Your full name:
2. Phone and fax number:
3. Delivery Address:
4. Occupation:
5. Age/Sex:

The VISA CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out £2,000,000.00
(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling) only as part payment of your
contract/inheritance entitlement for the 2009/2010 fiscal year.

TAKE NOTE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any
other person(s) or office different from the staff of the VISA Card
payment center or Cedric Kings to hitches in receiving your payment.


Regards,
Rt Hon Stephen Timms MP
Financial Secretary
Minister of State.
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That is a lot of money you have
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That is a lot of money you have
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