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Old 06-10-2009, 22:40   #1
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Women....

...know your limits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ko-7UBYWk

and for pitys sake don't drive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmKf2YwskW0&NR=1
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Old 06-10-2009, 22:53   #2
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But we are allowed to moderate forums, so we can't be all that bad
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...kept in the cupboard under the stairs and brought out as required
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Re: Women....

Are you reaching for the ban button yet Kymmy?
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The men didn't give her one.
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Not yet, but I will be unpacking the rusty shears and the two bricks for future usage... Any women want to help

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Oh no, the little boys are now in the thread!!
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...kept in the cupboard under the stairs and brought out as required
Good thinking! That's where the hoover is kept as well...
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...kept in the cupboard under the stairs and brought out as required
I'm guessing you're getting confused here. I suspect that the thing you're cuddling up to each night is a hoover. whereas underneath your stairs is something softer, cuddlier and probably more fun.

If that's not the case - what make and model of hoover have you got?
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... Any women want to help
I know my place..... so yes, count me in
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If that's not the case - what make and model of hoover have you got?
I've got a Dyson. It sucks!
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I'm guessing you're getting confused here. I suspect that the thing you're cuddling up to each night is a hoover. whereas underneath your stairs is something softer, cuddlier and probably more fun.

If that's not the case - what make and model of hoover have you got?
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well what do we have here, woman? huh.
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