If women were football teams...
09-04-2009, 10:46
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If women were football teams...
Can you better theses? 
Arsenal
Very sexy, but very prudish – won’t do anything dirty.
Aston Villa
Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in.
Blackburn Rovers
Her best days are behind her.
Bolton
Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty.
Chelsea
Posh bird that’s had a few facelifts too many.
Everton
Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour – and is the more popular for it.
Fulham
That girl at the office who’s been there for years without anyone really noticing.
Hull City
Hard to tell if this one’s a looker or not. Looks good in a certain light – like a man in drag in another.
Liverpool
Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd, insisting she’s the best looking.
Man City
Chav who’s won the lottery, but still lives in a council house, fitted with satellite TV.
Man Utd
Fit and don’t she just know it. Looks down her nose at people though.
Middlesbrough
Back-up – when all viable alternatives aren’t available.
Newcastle
Has had potential for years, but still hasn’t been able to lose that weight that’s been holding her back.
Portsmouth
Cheeky little minx that everyone used to like but is growing a little tiresome – has bad credit rating also.
Stoke
Feisty – but a few drinks are required to say the least.
Sunderland
A bit of a bruiser, but sometimes good looking. A bit like Pink (the singer).
Tottenham
Potentially a looker, but has insecurities and cries a lot – particularly in the company of more attractive women.
West Brom
Slightly tubby girl, but she still makes an effort. Sometimes she pulls it off, sometimes she doesn’t.
West Ham
The village bike.
Wigan
The girl next door who’s only recently grabbed your attention
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09-04-2009, 10:51
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Re: If women were football teams...
Nice one worthy of sending to friends
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09-04-2009, 11:00
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Re: If women were football teams...
If they want more fans to watch them play...
topless.
(I am only joking)
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09-04-2009, 11:13
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Re: If women were football teams...
Quote:
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If they want more fans to watch them play...
ttopless.
(I am only joking)
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Not quiet what i meant 
EG,
Leicester City
Good lookers Village atmosphere a bit snobby!!
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09-04-2009, 12:06
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Re: If women were football teams...
Norwich City
Looked classy in the 90's for a while but looking a bit rough now. Still manages to spruce herself up when out with Ipswich Town :-)
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09-04-2009, 14:09
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Re: If women were football teams...
Sexist twaddle!!!
What about Leeds United??
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09-04-2009, 17:02
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Re: If women were football teams...
Quote:
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Sexist twaddle!!!
What about Leeds United?? |
Leeds United.
Always appears to be up for it but not sure how to get there
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10-04-2009, 23:38
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Re: If women were football teams...
Crystal Palace.
Fallen from grace, good when a cup's on the go.
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