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Old 09-03-2009, 01:17   #1
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5 signs you might be in the taliban...

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5 signs you might be in the taliban...
1. you have more wives than teeth

2.you own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes

3.you refine heroin but have a moral objection to beer

4.you think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide

5. you wipe your ars* with your hand but consider bacon unclean
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5 signs you might be in the taliban...
1. you have more wives than teeth

2.you own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes

3.you refine heroin but have a moral objection to beer

4.you think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide

5. you wipe your ars* with your hand but consider bacon unclean
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