Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
19-08-2008, 21:06
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Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/standard.php
Rather good, about the best I got was 'Teenage Scientists Out Of Control'.
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19-08-2008, 21:11
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
I got "EXTREMIST BREAST ALERT" 
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19-08-2008, 21:11
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
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Originally Posted by BBKing
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That was properly a real one 
Last year I recall, I swear to god, the headline "EVERY new job goes to a Immigrant" or something very similar. 
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19-08-2008, 21:23
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
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Originally Posted by Kymmy
I got "EXTREMIST BREAST ALERT" |
So that's what Dilli was up to...
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Heh heh
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EXPLODING PHONE CONTEST KILLER ON RAMPAGE
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EXPLODING SCIENTISTS IN LONDON CHURCHES
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19-08-2008, 21:26
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
TV Chef's Chickens Trapped On Tube
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19-08-2008, 21:27
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
"Exploding ministers 'out of control'"
Farting is so disgusting...
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"Manic toothpaste trapped on tube"
...honestly
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19-08-2008, 21:31
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
got this
Bendy gang x-rated new role 
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19-08-2008, 21:38
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
Exploding brothels 'out of control'
Queen's gang of hate seized
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19-08-2008, 22:02
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
Exploding toothpaste to be legal.
Bendy fog scandal.
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19-08-2008, 22:09
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
i got
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Billie Piper's machine at Train Station
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Mini Girl Stolen at Gunpoint
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19-08-2008, 22:20
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
Some actual headlines
http://www.slinkycity.com/funny-news...headlines.html
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I got "Kylie's laptop computer health alert"
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19-08-2008, 22:49
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
haha...
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LONDON SANTA CLAUS OF HATE SEIZED
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19-08-2008, 22:53
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
Royal Chickens Will Haunt Brown
Royal Santa Claus - We Took Drugs
Exploding Girl in London Street
Celebrity Breast Hits London
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19-08-2008, 22:54
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
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Originally Posted by Matt D
So that's what Dilli was up to...
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Nope I think he was more likely to be studying:
"Exploding Breast Hits London: Pictures"
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20-08-2008, 21:21
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Re: Evening Standard Automatic Headline Generator
I got "Queen's Wedding Doomed"
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