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Old 04-07-2008, 16:26   #1
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Living Will

Last night mrs soup and myself were sitting in the back room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'


So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.


She's such a bitch.
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Old 04-07-2008, 16:28   #2
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I've just sprayed my screen with the water i was drinking
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Old 04-07-2008, 16:32   #3
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I've just sprayed my screen with the water i was drinking
I sprayed my screen, but with something else, mostly because of the site I was looking at.
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Old 04-07-2008, 16:35   #4
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Last night mrs soup and myself were sitting in the back room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'


So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.


She's such a bitch.
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Old 04-07-2008, 17:14   #5
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Soup dragon I like your wife lol
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