All farts are necessary,
They give the belly ease,
They warm the bed in winter,
And suffocate the fleas.
Farts can be quiet,
Or they can be loud,
And some can also leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
Farts can be short,
Or they can can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like bird song......
Farts have been known to create
A curious medley,
They may be deemed as harmless,
Or silent - and deadly.
Whilst some farts don't smell,
Others can be vile,
They may pass very quickly,
Or linger for a while......
Farts can occur
In any number of places,
And leave the victims there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From the wide-open prairie,
To the confines of the elevator,
Farts will find us all
Sooner rather than later.
To say farts are bad,
Is simply not the truth -
but after having suffering same
My only answer -
Strewth! 
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