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Old 30-04-2008, 11:20   #1
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My bank has just informed me that it will be begin a trial run shortly of traffic shaping my virgin direct debit payments, this will involve sending fractions of the amount I promised to pay at irregular times of the day and month and will never add up to the original bill I contracted to pay . I do hope virgin will bear with my bank in this matter as in the current world financial climate it is beyond their control .
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Old 30-04-2008, 11:40   #2
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Re: Banks To Trial Traffic Shaping

Lol very good but should have been in humour
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Old 30-04-2008, 12:07   #3
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Old 30-04-2008, 14:55   #4
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Old 30-04-2008, 15:14   #5
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Subersive humor. I like it.
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Re: Banks To Trial Traffic Shaping

Moved to Humour
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Re: Banks To Trial Traffic Shaping

I heard that BT is thinking of introducing a similar thing. Only allowing a quarter of the spoken words through at peak times to cut down the congestion on the network.
But that would be stupid wouldn't it.
What happened there...
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Re: Banks To Trial Traffic Shaping

I don't know
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This is in Humour, not Sport, you never saw it in Sport.....

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Re: Banks To Trial Traffic Shaping

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This is in Humour, not Sport, you never saw it in Sport.....

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OH yes we did. I thought maybe you considered that Virgin was fair game for having a pop at. Still you seems to have reconsidered your stance on the matter and thread has now found it's proper home in humour.
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