27-03-2008, 21:37
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Wombat rape!!
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A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.....Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.
"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."
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27-03-2008, 21:40
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose...
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You what!?!
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27-03-2008, 21:43
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Re: Wombat rape!!
Bit of a giveaway, I thought
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"Wombats are native to Australia and are not found in New Zealand"
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It was probably a Koala - eats berries, shoots, and leaves 
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27-03-2008, 22:43
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Re: Wombat rape!!
Oh, no, not another "immigrants are to blame" thread!
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27-03-2008, 22:45
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Re: Wombat rape!!
Genius. Kind of story you would usually hear about in The Sport. 
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27-03-2008, 23:16
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out."
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That's alright then, lessens the chance of the complainant becoming pregnant...
(Well, that's as likely as him being raped by a wombat in the first place... )
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27-03-2008, 23:29
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
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I'm more concerned about how Rammy found the tale in the first place...I'm trying very hard to think how you could 'accidentally' find this story.
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27-03-2008, 23:32
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Re: Wombat rape!!
Rammy, you're not a Kiwi are you?
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28-03-2008, 11:36
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Re: Wombat rape!!
Whaever that guy was smoking would go for a good price round here
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28-03-2008, 11:52
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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Nope, but there's the possibility that he's slept with one . I mean, what else could he have been 'researching' to find this story
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28-03-2008, 11:57
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Nope, but there's the possibility that he's slept with one . I mean, what else could he have been 'researching' to find this story |
LOL
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28-03-2008, 13:15
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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Nope, but there's the possibility that he's slept with one . I mean, what else could he have been 'researching' to find this story |
But Kiwi's are nocturnal - Rammy is usually on COD4 when it is dark
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28-03-2008, 14:11
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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But Kiwi's are nocturnal - Rammy is usually on COD4 when it is dark |
Rammy's usually on cod!?!? Surely that's even worse than the kiwi 
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28-03-2008, 14:57
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Re: Wombat rape!!
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Rammy's usually on cod!?!? Surely that's even worse than the kiwi |
ah stop the codding about this plaice is awash with ridiculous puns already,grape as they usually are.
sorry!
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28-03-2008, 15:37
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These puns are so funny, I nearly fell down the apple's and pear's.
I'll get my coat!
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