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5 funny Questions!!!
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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06-02-2008, 14:52
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
what one isnt funny?
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11-02-2008, 13:08
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
the forest one?
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17-02-2008, 22:26
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
When you open a tin of evaporated milk, why is there still milk inside?
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17-02-2008, 23:32
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
If you travel in a car at the speed of light do your headlights work?
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18-02-2008, 15:27
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
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Originally Posted by multiskilled
If you travel in a car at the speed of light do your headlights work?
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LOL Very goog
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18-02-2008, 15:30
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
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Originally Posted by JMcB
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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I only found a couple of the 6 questions funny so maybe you should have titled it 2 funny questions and some others
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18-02-2008, 20:09
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
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18-02-2008, 20:46
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
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Originally Posted by multiskilled
If you travel in a car at the speed of light do your headlights work?
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I'm sorry but I can't answer that question because you can't drive at the speed of light. It's a physical impossibility. Only massless objects, like a photon, can travel at light speed. An object with mass requires an infinite amount of energy to accelerate to light speed. Can't be done.
I can tell you what happens if you drive a car at very nearly the speed of light and turn on your lights. You can see in front of you. What's more: try looking in the mirror. Light from your face bounces off the mirror and reflects back at light speed, even though you are traveling at nearly the same speed. You can see yourself.
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Originally Posted by alferret
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
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they make engine oil from ....?
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19-02-2008, 16:45
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
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they make engine oil from ....?
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Duh!!!!! Engines of course 
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19-02-2008, 16:50
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Re: 5 funny Questions!!!
its a simple system and i like it!
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