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Old 07-12-2007, 13:15   #16
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Re: What was he up to?

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I'll take 2 doses please.
Thought you might
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Old 07-12-2007, 15:38   #17
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Re: What was he up to?

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I'll take 2 doses please.
Reminds me of the old jokes:-
1) What do you give the man who has everything?
------- Penicillin


2) What do you call a man with Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphillis, and Aids?
------- An incurable romantic.....


Boom boom.

Mr_l_m, re the doses - only 2?
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Mr_l_m, re the doses - only 2?
well, I'm not as young as I used to be - recovery time takes longer
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Old 07-12-2007, 19:01   #19
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Re: What was he up to?

When I was younger I knew an idiot who actually did something similar to the bloke in the article linked to, except in this instance the idiot in question had stolen the ring from somebody & had placed it there to hide it.
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Old 07-12-2007, 19:08   #20
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Re: What was he up to?

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A spokeswoman for Royal Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident.
Why does that bring images of Eddie Waring to mind?

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Old 07-12-2007, 19:52   #21
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Re: What was he up to?

sounds like the lad had ring worm .......... sorry has his worm in a ring
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Old 07-12-2007, 21:38   #22
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Re: What was he up to?

This is not that unusual, I have attended at least 3 incidents of this and firefighters are called because they have access to a ring cutter, normally used to cut rings off swollen fingers after burns or trapped in machinery.
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Re: What was he up to?

Hmmm. Well this is just what happens when you aren't open and honest about all things sexual. Instead of purchasing a proper ring, for purposes of um, er, maintaining a condition of readiness, he had to resort to a bit of pipe. Sigh.
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Re: What was he up to?

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you make it sound like I'm some kind of looney
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Old 09-12-2007, 16:00   #25
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Re: What was he up to?

Didn't some one just get done for having sexual relations with a bike
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