Free in this week's Mail on Sunday a free CD collection.
Yes, The Mail on Sunday has teamed up with HMRC to bring you a twelve CD collection of your favourite names and addresses, including the popular Mr & Mrs Smith of 15 Acacia Avenue, and that classic, Mr and Mrs Jones of 21 Any Street, Anytown.
And that's not all, HMRC have also thrown in a collection of children's names and even dad's bank account details. Yes, an opportunity not to be missed.
But don't worry if you miss this week's free CD offer, HMRC have promised to repeat it at least a further two times. To accompany this (not just once in a lifetime) opportunity, they have launched an accompanying website with the snappy title, "How to steal an identity" (translated into several languages for maximum fraudulent effectivity).
Forthcoming offers (from the Government) also include "The National DNA database" and the definitive "UK tax-payers complete CD collection".
Talk about publicly showing ones backside to the world................!
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