Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird,
And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready there's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity but I know ya do ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now and I never tell ya lies
Cos I think its very sexy that you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now the moment that we met
I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on and fetch me another beer.
Si thee
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