The dogs they had a meeting
they came from near and far
some they came by motorbike
others came by car
and as they passed the entrance hall each signed the visitors book
inzipped there ***hole and hung it on a hook
well every dog in the world was there
each dog each bitch each sire exept a little yellow dog
who shouted "theres a fire"
well panick stuck and nobody give a fcuk whos ***hole of the hook they took
so that is why for miles a dog may roam
to sniff another dogs ***hole to see if its its own
fcuk is a drink commonly available at dog meetings